The Away Mission

Stardate 022206

Commander Geordi LaForge: Data, what is that?

Commander Data: Well, Geordi, it appears there is such a thing as Little Green Men, after all.

Lieutenant Worf: Klingons do NOT like Little Green Men!

Commander William Riker: Is it just me or does that thing have the loveliest lips you have ever seen on a Little Green Man?

Worf: Klingons do NOT like lips!

Geordi: Hold on, Commander! You can’t kiss that thing…!

Data: The creature appears to have rather long bicuspids, Commander. Such an action would be ill advised without additional knowledge of is mastication capabilities.

Worf: Klingons do NOT like bicuspids!

Data: In addition, such an action would be a violation of First Contact Protocol.

Riker: (To LGM) So, you come here often?

Data: It is possible the creature is a native inhabitant indigenous to this world.

Geordi: Sir, preliminary scans show the creature is neither male nor female but is quite possibly a third sex.

Worf: Klingons do NOT like third sexes!

Riker: Ahhh, something new….

Data: I, myself, could be considered a third sex although my appearance is decidedly male.

Riker: You don’t say…. Maybe you, that creature, and I could all have a drink in Ten Forward sometime…?

Data: As an artificial life form, I do not require liquid sustenance, Commander.

Little Green Man: Ouy t’now ekil em nehw m’I yrgna!

Riker: Adorable! It talks. Data?

Data: The universal translators are not detecting the language, Sir.

Worf: Klingons do NOT like translators!

Geordi: I am GEORDI… Geor-di. (Pats chest). You are…?

LGM: Elbidercni kluh!

Worf: Let’s kill it now! Before it takes some action forcing us to kill it!

Geordi: No, let’s take it to the Enterprise and make it our pet.

Worf: Klingons do NOT like pets!

Data: Commander, we cannot assume this creature is ours to do with as we please. To interfere with this creature’s right to self-determination would be a direct violation of the prime directive.

Worf: Klingons do NOT like prime directives!

Riker: No one much does, Mr. Worf. Riker to Enterprise!

O’Brien’s voice: Enterprise here. Go ahead, Commander.

Riker: Ask Counselor Troi to join us on the planet. She can attempt to communicate with this creature.

O’Brien’s voice: I’m sorry, Commander, but I’m afraid we have some bad news regarding the Counselor. We believe she may have been taken by the Big Giant Kid who kidnapped the Captain a few years ago. She’s gone, Commander.

Riker: Bummer! She was hot.

Worf: Klingons do NOT like Big Giant Kids!

Data: Until we can acquire another empath or advance our translator technology, ethical considerations dictate that we leave this creature just as we found him.

Worf: Klingons do NOT like ethics!

Riker: I concur, Geordi. Riker to Enterprise. Four to beam up.

LGM: Dna yats eht kcuf ffo ym tenalp, selohssa!!! hE?…s’tahw pu htiw eht gnilkraps ffuts?


Blogger DA said...

This is absolutely my cup of tea! Erm, would there be an episode with Seven of Nine in the making?

11:30 AM  
Blogger JBlue said...

DA, I don't have a 7 of 9 doll or I would be happy to oblige. Thanks for being the first to drop by my new place.

3:51 PM  
Blogger kc said...

Oh, this is so cool! I'm jealous!

7:44 PM  
Blogger JBlue said...

Look who's back! And why should the Rogue Planet be jealous of moi? No reason!

12:22 PM  

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