I was a happy dictator...

...living in my desert paradise.
I had a nice tent.
I had my fearsome weapon.

I had my Republican Guard.

I had my harem.

Then one day, a big, scary eagle came and captured me.

Now a captive, I await my fate in the eagle's nest.
What is to become of me, no one knows.
What's that? What's that?
...(the sound of singing) ...and the eeeeeagle soooooooared, like he never soared befooooooore.....
Shut up! Shut up! Cease! Stop that caterwaulin!
Everyday, he sings that song to me! That's cruel and unusual punishment! That's a violation of Geneva Conventions! That's...that's TORTURE!!!!


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